One of the scariest things that happened when Greg and I moved in together is that we merged our alcohol collections and came to realize just how much we drank.
The best comment Greg made when we finally had all of the dozens and dozens of liquor bottles aligned on top of our cabinets was, “I’m not sure which is scarier, the fact that we drink this much or the fact that this is too hard to reach.”

that is way too high for alcohol.
put the sporks up there!
are the sporks metal? or standard issue plastic?
i’ve never seen a metal spork that wasnt on a swiss army knife.
OMG! I’m jealous! You can mix up whatever you want, when you want! ROCK ON.
I thought you guys were social drinkers????
What are you doing with all that alcohol?
Um, party at Greg and Selena’s?!?!?
Sure Stef but what will you guys drink?
Amateurs! ANY good alcoholic knows it’s not the number of full bottles in your booze collection….it’s the number of empty bottles you toss out!
Call me when you’re mixing the vermouth-and-vanilla-extract cocktails and then I will point and laugh hysterically….before dragging you off to rehab.
Sheesh!
Not pictured here are all the bottles Greg left behind in Delaware.
Hey- at least yours looks like that and the bottles actually still have stuff in them : P