Selena has been wanting for months to get a Costco membership. I have been resisting based on one sole reason: that we live in a phone booth, and we don’t have the space to store 200 rolls of toilet paper or an 86 pack of granola bars.
Yesterday, while I was out of town, Selena went to Costco with her dad, (on his account) and bought all the things she’s been wanting. Then before I got home went to great efforts to find discreet places for them to be stored.
This morning before I left for work she asked
“Did you see the stuff she got at Costco?â€Â
“No,†I honestly answered.
“See, so we do have room for it,†she triumphantly reasoned.
And in that one quick move, she silenced my only objection, and now, I fear, we are about to become full-fledged Costco members.
i’d check the coat rack.
Simple. She moved all your stuff out onto the porch…
I bet there’s a granola bar in each pocket of all of your pants in the closet….
Two weeks have passed… guess how many fruit cups have been eaten. I’ll give you a hint, not a single one, oh, I guess that was more than a hint.