After returning to the world of the living again, finally, I would like to publicly thank Greg for being so attentive, concerned and caring for bringing me back into the world of health. He made food that I could digest, he took me to the doctor, he bought me medication and he spent many nights staying up with me as I nearly coughed myself into a pulp!
I do have to blog this discovery that I made while I was sick though, Greg is rather strange when it comes to knowing how to treat illness. Although, I’ve always had my suspicions. Let’s backtrack for a moment.
Flashback: 2003
Selena and Greg are in a long distance relationship and Selena is sick. She has just started getting better and is starting to eat chicken soup. Greg calls on the phone and says, “You are eating chicken soup? Are you crazy? Why aren’t you eating grilled cheese?”
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I didn’t know how to respond. It comes up months later that grilled cheese is apparently a Robleto family home remedy for illness.
Flashback: 2004
Selena and Greg are still in a long distance relationship. Greg is ill and feverish. He is at work. I call and say, “Why the heck are you at work! You are practically dying!” He says, “Because we don’t get sick days! I’m not wasting vacation time for this!” “Well you better go home and go to bed and drink fluids. I don’t care what, just make sure you are getting fluids!”
Later that evening, Greg, still sick, calls. “Well, I went to rehearsal tonight! But before you yell at me about that, I did take your advice and drank fluids. I had, like, five cups of coffee during rehearsal.” Speechless.
Flash forward to last week.
- Day 1, my temperature was 99.1. “OH MY GOD! That’s HIGH!” exclaims Greg. I explained that this was actually relatively low. “Oh,” he says. “Why do I not know ANYTHING about this?”
- Day 2, my temperature crept up higher. I stayed home from work and couldn’t even keep down a cup of soup. Greg came home and asked if he could fix me a grilled chicken wrap for dinner.
- Day 3, in bed most of the day, fever starting to break. Still randomly breaking into sweat and chills. Greg says, “Hey, I’m going for a run. But I’ve got an idea, I’ll meet you by the pool when I’m done.” “What?” “Well, because you have a fever. Shouldn’t a dip in the pool cool you off?”
I find these instances absolutely adorable and some of the things I love most about the man. It says so much about Greg’s character, that everything he suggested was genuine and sincere and for my best. Days 4, 5 and 6 consisted of me telling him how I wanted to be cared for and in general, just being a big sick baby. He stuck by my side on Day 7 when my coughing fit kept both of us up for an entire night, and he dragged himself, bleary-eyed, into work without ever saying a word about exhausted he must have felt by then.
Aw, that’s awfully sweet.
Perhaps future generations of Robleto-Kangs will learn to dip their grilled cheese into their bowls of chicken soup??? Sounds like a remedy to me. For something.
Hangover!
Greg,
I think you are making the rest of us look bad. When women are sick, they are evil. The illness is the evil escaping them. The best you can do is be as far away as possible from them. The pool was a good idea, if you intend to do a witch trial. A sick woman will never go near the water, so you would have been safe…. Now you are infected…
P.S. I don’t speak for Tanya
Okay, I haven’t read this blog in a while, but before I even finish reading this post I must comment on my “Thank you!!!” aha moment that I just had in the middle of my work day… it was prompted by the sick = grilled cheese philosophy that I’ve only ever heard come from Jeff. He informed me that it was a family remedy, but I still thought he was nuts. I’m just glad someone else thinks it’s a little off too : )
I mean, have a family remedy and all, but don’t act like someone’s a crazy person and say “What? Why are you eating the universal remedy? What could that possibly do? You need the special Robleto family remedy!” : )
Though, I must say that when I had to go to the doctor for an hour long nose bleed that left me feeling extremely nauseous and empty and weak, the only thing on the diner menu afterwards that appealed to me was the grilled cheese… and it was good : ) Maybe it’s a sick-to-your stomach thing, just not a respiratory infection thing. Cause I think it’s too heavy when ya got all the mucus : P
p.s. Jason, when men are sick, they are babies… we all gotta deal : )