Ah yes, like Greg mentioned, the high school reunion. Here’s my graduating class portrait.

I’m so proud to be a graphic designer.

But for real, everyone looked fantastic. People must have been doing nothing but working out or something in the past ten years. And everyone was pleasant and personable, and I had a great time!

As for what I was really like in high school…well…this is the image before that darn cast of 90210 ruined it. HA!

Let me point out a few things.

Exhibit A: Welch’s grape juice. Note that we are all “drunk.” Yet, we have failed to remove the evidence of what we were drunk from thinking that we would remember ourselves fondly as crazy partying lushes. Thank god we have blossomed and have discovered the real thing.

Exhibit B: We are all wearing what we called “drinking hats.” We all decided to buy them because we believed that this is what cool frat boys wear when they go drinking. Since then, I have befriended frat boys (they are in our wedding party) and realized this is far from the truth. They just need beer. And occasionally a sawed off wiffle bat.

Exhibit C: We are drinking grape juice…by ourselves in a beach home…”getting drunk”…in “drinking hats”…on senior beach week.

I think I prefer the first picture.