Having both finished reading the Harry Potter series this week, Selena and I were left with one question “What are our horcruxes?” If we were to have to put the extremist importance on inanimate objects, which ones would we choose?
Here’s what we’ve come up with so far:
Selena’s Horcruxes
- Her iPod
- Her VW Bug
- Her Sketchbook
- Her ratty-ass kitty doll
Greg’s Horcruxes
- His laptop
Help us out, we are trying to get to seven each.
Greg:
Your Star Wars DVDs
Selena:
Your knitting needles
I object to the use of term “ratty-ass” to describe gross kitty!
For Selena – e ring, wedding dress
Wow! I can not believe we overlooked Selena’s engagement ring. That’s pretty shameful.
I know you are just holding the banner, Danielle, because you have a ratty-ass bunny of your own. I will expound on my loathing of ratty-ass dolls in another blog post soon enough.
Oh, good- will you be addressing Scuttle in that post as well? : )
I’ll be thinking… for me, though, Scuttle would be my Nagini.
Ha ha ha! That is too funny! I forgot about Gross Scuttle! See Greg? Every girl has a Gross doll!
What a cool idea. I put mine up too.
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Okay. I do not call Scuttle gross. He gets baths… that sounds so much lamer : )
(Not Gross… well, sometimes)Kitty
Oh, earlier today as I sat dwelling on Greg and Selena’s horcruxes (the same thing I do every day, Pinky…) I came up with the Tivo. Now, I don’t know exactly whose this would be- my first instinct is to say Greg (especially b/c so far he has like one, maybe two on his list) but it seems that over the history of this blog, Selena may have also become irreversably attached to the device.
You guys can assess whether this is truly one of your horcruxes, or if perhaps you are just fiendishly drawn to it… perhaps such as a Deathly Hallow.
Hey Kitty! We didn’t ask for bunny and kitty to be labeled “gross” either, but unfortunately, that’s what they came to be. And there’s no denying, they are. So I say embrace it and work it! If Scuttle has ever been loved so much that he’s even needed a bath, he’s Gross Scuttle!
Haha- I guess that’s true… and he’s had many! He even went to Europe with us! I think Jeff may have wanted to leave me because of that… so embarrassed was he : )
Didn’t ratty-ass kitty make it to Hawaii? I’m not sure if it did, because Stitch definitely made the trip that time.
In regards to horcruxes, how about my sister’s vacuum sealer? I’m not sure how much that has been used recently, but I definitely remember getting really really tasty crumbled up cookies in a care package not too long ago.
UPDATE: So, with your suggestions and a few of our own, the horcruxes now look like:
SELENA’S 7 HORCRUXES
Her iPod
Her VW Bug
Her Sketchbook
Her ratty-ass kitty doll
Her knitting needles
Her cupcakes
Her engagement ring
GREG’S 7 HORCRUXES
His laptop
His TiVo
His iPhone
His favorite Star Wars figurine
His authentic Mickey gloves
His over-signed Disney poster
His marathon medal
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Nice job, guys… I don’t know that I have 7 material things… but I can work on it.
I love this question. I may have to steal the idea and poll people on a Myspace bulletin.
Once I figure out how to make a good Facebook App, I’ll be putting this up there as well.
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