http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/4041.html

(Well, I thought it was funny.)

http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/gl154.html

And the above is in honor of the hippo thing you guys were talking about.

http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/129.html

But I am a fan of the bomb squad. And you can be too!

Greg- Beer is Proof that god loves us…SIMPLE and it goes to your economic side, that you could Totally wear it under another shirt…double duty!

Selena-even though it is a men’s shirt, which you can totally pull-off…
Syrup Shugging Champion- you go GIRL!! I heard you love food contests!

1. Pop-culture choice – The Office: Schrute Farms Beets T-Shirt – http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/9579.html
It’s just a grey shirt with the text “Schrute Farms Beets: Available for Weddings”. I don’t usually like pop-culture shirts, but I liked this shirt because it made a reference to a funny, popular show, but it’s not an obvious reference for anyone that isn’t familiar with this show. It doesn’t have a picture of Michael Scott or any of the other Office characters. I think that the subtly of the reference is what makes it cool and I think it’s also what makes it possible to wear this shirt when The Office is over. The quote by itself is kinda funny. (Ever remember seeing people wearing t-shirts with pictures of Bart Simpson and a reference to doing the Bartman or Cowabunga? Cool briefly, but that coolness faded quickly.)

2. Punny choice – Gnome more Mr. Nice guy T-shirt – http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/9177.html
It’s a picture of garden gnome holding a gun with the text “Gnome More Mister Nice Guy”. Greg likes puns and there is something inherently amusing about the image of a small, harmless garden gnome holding a machine gun. (Mildly amusing, but amusing nonetheless) The site had some funnier shirt choices, but most of them had an offensive/obvious/or over the top tone to them, and I couldn’t picture Greg actually wearing some of those.

1. In your face choice – The Simon says you suck T-shirt – http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/lh33.html
It’s a picture of the classic Simon game (4 colored panels, have to hit them in order) with the text “Simon says you suck”. I thought that shirt was a good combination of an old-school reference and an unexpected funny, inoffensive insult. I thought it was laugh out loud funny. I liked this shirt more than any other shirt on the site.

2. Conservative choice – Text Smile Women’s T-shirt – http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/7691.html
It’s just a text smiley face on a light yellow background. I liked the simplicity of this shirt and I thought this concept fit Selena pretty well. It’s a shirt that sends a friendly, happy message and makes a reference to communicating that message in electronic shorthand – the text smiley face. Simple, timely, and something that you can wear regardless of company.

Irish Yoga

1. In your face choice – The Simon says you suck T-shirt – http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/lh33.html
It’s a picture of the classic Simon game (4 colored panels, have to hit them in order) with the text “Simon says you suck”. I thought that shirt was a good combination of an old-school reference and an unexpected funny, inoffensive insult. I thought it was laugh out loud funny. I liked this shirt more than any other shirt on the site.

2. Conservative choice – Text Smile Women’s T-shirt – http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/7691.html
It’s just a text smiley face on a light yellow background. I liked the simplicity of this shirt and I thought this concept fit Selena pretty well. It’s a shirt that sends a friendly, happy message and makes a reference to communicating that message in electronic shorthand – the text smiley face. Simple, timely, and something that you can wear regardless of company.

- I have 2 choices for Greg, a pop-culture choice and a punny choice:

1. Pop-culture choice – The Office: Schrute Farms Beets T-Shirt – http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/9579.html
It’s just a grey shirt with the text “Schrute Farms Beets: Available for Weddings”. I don’t usually like pop-culture shirts, but I liked this shirt because it made a reference to a funny, popular show, but it’s not an obvious reference for anyone that isn’t familiar with this show. It doesn’t have a picture of Michael Scott or any of the other Office characters. I think that the subtly of the reference is what makes it cool and I think it’s also what makes it possible to wear this shirt when The Office is over. The quote by itself is kinda funny. (Ever remember seeing people wearing t-shirts with pictures of Bart Simpson and a reference to doing the Bartman or Cowabunga? Cool briefly, but that coolness faded quickly.)

2. Punny choice – Gnome more Mr. Nice guy T-shirt – http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/9177.html
It’s a picture of garden gnome holding a gun with the text “Gnome More Mister Nice Guy”. Greg likes puns and there is something inherently amusing about the image of a small, harmless garden gnome holding a machine gun. (Mildly amusing, but amusing nonetheless) The site had some funnier shirt choices, but most of them had an offensive/obvious/or over the top tone to them, and I couldn’t picture Greg actually wearing some of those.

If I win, I’m torn between the “Jesus is my Homie” T-shirt http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/eb309.html, and the “Now you done it: You flashed the wrong gang sign to ty Homies” T-shirt http://www.tshirtoutlet.com/4041.html

Greg you should go for….Old school Gamer or I almost forgot…to bring the bitches.