Every morning I wake up, go to the…couch, acknowledge this really gross half drank cup of Pink Lemonade Metamucil is still sitting on the end table, and wonder if today will be the day one of us breaks down and actually washes it out.
The “someone’s coming back for me” glass of Metamucil.
(One of us) washed all the other dishes days ago, but half drank beverages is a different beast. I loathe dealing with it because I know that it’s gross that they are hidden all around the house. (Primarily due to Greg’s insistence to not finish his beverages).
So, I was relieved when Greg is tasked to do the dishes if I cook. It was now his problem to figure out how to deal with extremely dirty dishes. Except he’s no dummy, he knows even this one is just plain disgusting, so the glass has a casual “I might pick that back up later” feel to it.
It has been “waiting for someone to come back to it” on the end table now for seven days.
I will confess it bothers me that is just sits out not washed or dealt with, so the odds would be in my favor, except that Greg loves to declutter, and he is due for a massive sweep soon.
Who do you think will finally give in and put the gross ass sip of Metamucil away?
Depends. Has anyone caved on the Tupperware on the counter yet?
I sense a passive-aggressive dish-dealing battle royale! I love it. Will it be on Pay-Per-View? Hook me up!
Sorry, hon, but you’re totally cracking first. As you are home full time, that glass will call to you for hours on end…
I say you should put the tupperware away (as the lesser of two evils). Then you can point out to Greg that he should deal with Metamucil-zilla because you did the tupperware.
I think that I will crack first. If it is not cleaned out by the end of today, I am going to drive down and handle it for your two slackers! Someone that I live with likes to leave glasses with just a bit of milk in them so it hardens and sticks to the bottom of the glass. Gross.
Is the “gross glass” still there? How about all those tupperware containers??? Perhaps you’d like to store the remains of the glass IN a tupperware? By now it has probably grown some interesting mold spores you’d like to keep and admire…
Congrats, Selena, on your self-employment! I’m so excited for you!
Sherry