Reasons 1-18: 6 reasons on each torso above.

Reason 19: You’re on modified bed rest for a month.

Reason 20: You just remembered after finishing the last episode that you had the entire collection of Entourage in your basement that you forgot you wanted to catch up on.

What I’ve Learned:

Ugly people, or even semi-plain-looking people don’t exist in ancient Rome.

In ancient Rome, beautiful naked people and beautiful naked people having sex decorate the streets, the arenas, the homes…everywhere. They are much more abundant and economical than say, a vase.

It doesn’t matter if you look like a pledge dad in a frat house, warrior princess, distinguished Brit or like you belong on the CW, you’re all Roman if you take off your clothes!

Ace bandages are considered traditional Roman clothing.

I wish I can bleach images of John Hannah having sex out of my head.

Sometimes, I just can’t look away. I will probably watch if another season comes on and hate myself all over again.

I don’t know what is happening in the world anymore because I’ve dedicated way too much time to this.