Confucius say "You're grounded, Selena."

Selena is not allowed out of the house for one month, so says Confucius.

Okay, maybe it’s not a decree specifically from the ancient Chinese philosopher specifically but somewhere between his time and the beginning of the Lo Dynasty (two weeks ago) the Chinese rules for … [ more ]

As I walked into work, passing the deli, I wondered what I would have for lunch. Then I remembered I brought lunch. THEN I remembered I brought lunch as far as onto the Metro… but not back off.

“Is that your bag?”  That may be heard a lot today on the red … [ more ]

Greg celebrated his first full-on Chinese New Year function. My aunt made way too much food as she does every Chinese New Year and we took a lot of it home. My uncle, as usual, tried to get people to drink with him. His favorite alcohol is a chinese rice … [ more ]