Have you ever been on the news or in the newspaper? I actually have been quoted about five or six times, a few when interviewed about the Delaware Shakespeare Festival back in the day, but a couple times about really odd stories that I know nothing about.

Take the other … [ more ]

(WARNING: Gross material ahead. May not be suitable for all audiences.)

The story, as Greg relayed it to me went something like this:

Surrounded by walls of snow double the height of her, we cleared a small area on the porch where Sookie’s training pads are for her to use the bathroom. … [ more ]

Ever since we watched The Mist and other such films about the world ending, Greg’s been working on his zombie contingency plan. While I have continued to let this be one of Greg’s pet projects, I couldn’t help but notice some of the changes that were happening around the house.

I … [ more ]

Dreaded Taxes

Previously I wrote about how we may have mailed our taxes in a blank envelope. Selena tried to track down the post office that would have received our blank envelope, but realized they wouldn’t have been able to tell if it was ours, because it was blank.

I … [ more ]

Dreaded Taxes

After we signed the documents and put them in the envelopes, Selena agreed to take them to the post office. It was April 15th, and we were making sure our taxes were post marked that day. Selena took extra care to make sure she had more … [ more ]

I’ve laid out all of my meals for tomorrow:

I will be trying to Twitter all through the next two days during baby’s first colonoscopy. And Greg will have to keep me in check and make sure I’m not twittering irresponsibly, like this person.

Well, this could very much be just too … [ more ]

Who wants to win a free tee-shirt from Greg and Selena?

So, while in SXSW I embarked on this game to find the blue hippo (not a euphemisum). I never actually found the hidden hippo, but I did find Kelly, the lady from Smart Hippo who was hiding the plush hippo doll each … [ more ]

I am draining the battery of my laptop as I write this because Selena and I are sitting in a power outage. Times like this, with the internet down, cell phone batteries dying, food in the fridge thawing and candles burning out I am reminded… I really need to work … [ more ]

[In line at a target, ME is at the front of the line with the CLERK, while GUY and GUY’S WIFE are in line behind me]

Guy: Hey, those Levis you’re wearing?

Me: Um, yeah.

Guy: Awesome, what’s the number?

Me: I’m not sure, can you see on the pocket?

Guy’s Wife: 579s

Guy: Ah, 579!

Me: … [ more ]

As we say goodbye to 2008, we want to take a moment to look back at the year that was, as described through the Greg and Selena blog:

Top Six things about 2008
6. We finally moved out

Actually neither of us has lived in our parent’s homes for years, but a lot … [ more ]